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1. Squid ward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
2. When SpongeBob coined a mantra of body positivity.
3. When Patrick was the world’s worst receptionist.
4. Firmly grasp it in your hand.
5. Hey, SpongeBob, can I borrow the cheese bucket?
6. When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind.
7. And when he was even worse at identifying animals.
8. Ha ha ha ha, it’s a giraffe.
9. The hash-slinging! The bash-ringing!” SpongeBob: “The hash slinging slashed.
10. Too bad that didn’t kill me.
11. When the narrator was 6000% done and quit the show.
13. Gary, go away, can’t you see I’m trying to forget you?
14. My sandwich is a fried boot!
15. When they had a “panty raid” joke on a children’s show.
16. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.
17. You know what I’d really like for my birthday?” SpongeBob: “A booster seat?” Plankton: “A booster seat, hot dog! I mean, no.
18. My sandwich tastes like a fried boot.
19. When the punch line of the entire episode was a reference to a 1922 German Expressionist horror film.
20. Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells, smelly.
21. You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
22. Hahaha that guy got hit in the head with a coconut hahaha.
23. When Patrick told a story we can all sometimes relate to.
24. Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
25. Squid ward: “Move it, Patrick, I’m claustrophobic.” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” SpongeBob: “It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus!” Patrick: “Ho, ho, ho!” SpongeBob: “Stop it, Patrick, you’re scaring him!”
26. “Are you open?”
“Read the sign”
“I’ll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and some double chili kelp fries”
27. Every time there was any sort of disaster and that one guy hurt his leg.
28. Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade SpongeBob.
29. SpongeBob: “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”
30. Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.
31. When SpongeBob revealed some interesting history about the pioneers of ocean life.
32. I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squid ward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squid ward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squid ward is being the opposite of Squid ward which means he’s SpongeBob!
33. SpongeBob: “Worship the magic conch!”
34. “What’s your name son?”
“Name? Uhh, beef wellington.”
“No your name.”
“Uhh, fork on the left?”
35. And when he had some interplanetary legal advice.
36. Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
37. SpongeBob: “Why are you mad?” Patrick: “Because I can’t see my forehead!”
38. Squid ward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.
39. When this random fish threw some serious aquatic shade at Mr. Krabs.
40. Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, she wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade SpongeBob.
41. Patrick: “Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty?”
42. Who are you people?!
43. When that one fish spent way too long making potato salad.
44. F is for fire that burnt down the whole town, U is for Uranium, bombs! N is for no survivors.
45. SpongeBob: “I’ve got the pieces!” Patrick: “I’ve got the air!” tries putting balloon back together.
46. Are you Squid ward now? That’s okay take your time.
47. When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills.
48. You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
49. SpongeBob shaped like Texas “Patrick, what am I?” Patrick: “Uh, stupid?”
50. Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else. “Not until 4.”
51. Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, we wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade SpongeBob.
52. The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.
53. When Mr. Krabs wasn’t very helpful in his descriptions.
54. “Hey Patrick what am I now?”
“No! I’m Texas!”
“What’s the difference?”
55. SpongeBob starts dancing Squid ward: “That’s his eager face.”
56. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.
57. When Patrick was on a tight schedule of stupidity.
58. I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
59. SpongeBob, singing: “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!”
60. My leg.
61. And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry.
62. “I’m not just ready, I’m ready Freddy!”, “It’s Larry.”
63. Patrick to Mindy: “Did you see my underwear?” Mindy: “No, Patrick.” Patrick: “Did you want to?”
64. It took three days to make that potato salad three days.
65. When Plankton couldn’t understand the basic concept of fun.
66. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
67. Patrick: “Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”
68. Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
69. When SpongeBob punched masculinity and gender norms in the face.
70. Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
71. Squid ward: “No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” Patrick raises his hand again “No, Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either.”
72. Can I get some extra salt?
73. And when he voiced what we are all thinking every day.
74. This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darkness.
75. SpongeBob: “Well first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem.”
76. We’re all out. Could you check? No.
77. When Squid ward realized there were consequences to eating thousands of carbs.
78. Now he’s going to kick my butt.
79. Patrick + SpongeBob: “Now that we’re men, we have facial hair!” Patrick: “Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear!”
80. Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory a bomb factory. They’re bombs.
81. When Plankton showed SpongeBob his lab.
82. This is a load of barnacles.
83. SpongeBob: “But what if I don’t have to go the bathroom, Patrick?” Patrick: “There’s always a catch!”
84. Patrick, you’re a genius! “Yeah, I get called that a lot.” “What? A genius?” “No, Patrick.”
85. And when he peace out, neurotic-style.
86. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.
87. Squid ward: “Patrick, how stupid are you?” Patrick: “It varies.”
88. You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?
89. When SpongeBob sang the anthem of the introverts.
90. “No! This is Patrick!”
91. SpongeBob: “Patrick, why are you here?” Patrick: “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.”
92. Do instruments of torture count?
93. And when SpongeBob and Patrick finally thought of something funnier than 24.
94. Is this the Krusty Krab?
95. Mr. Krabs: Hmm, a five-letter word for happiness money.
96. Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
97. SpongeBob: “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready”
98. We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else.
99. Hey! That looks like Squid ward! A group of angry ‘squids’ run by. Hey! That looks like Squid ward, in angry mob form!
100. Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!
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